The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts has just put out NEW Story Cards. Conservatives (and anyone with a sense of humor) will enjoy our take on our current predicament. Customize them with a Get Well, Birthday, or coping greeting of your choice. More will be added regularly so check back often.
Inside the Socialists Coming Story Card you'll find our original National Anthem of the United Socialist States of Amerika. It is sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
You better watch out,
You better not sob,
Abandon all hope,
They’ve killed all the jobs,
The Socialists are coming to town.
They’ve got lot’s of lists,
Checked WAAYYY more than twice,
Cooperate now or you’ll pay the price,
The Socialists are coming to town.
They see you when you’re sleeping,
They track you when you wake,
They trace you on the internet,
And care for you they fake.
Oh! There’s no where to run,
There’s no where to hide,
They rationed the food,
And set the day that you die,
The Socialists HAVE COME TO TOWN.
Oh yeah, the Socialists
OWN ALL THE TOWNS!
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