Think Green

Inside the Think Green Birthday Card you'll read about the Department of National Delusions plan to get out of our economic mess.
Here, read what's inside:

NEW Monetary Policy of the Socialist States of Amerika
Brought to you by the Department of National Delusions.

Wishin’ and hopin’, drinkin’ and smokin’!
Yeah that pretty much sums up our new official policy for...everything!

Yes sir,
WE’RE SAVED!
Just follow Mr.Greenbacks to the bank, and tell them, “Mr.President Of The World sent me, and he demands that you spread the wealth around...to me right now...so that I can have a happy day.”
That’s right just tell them it’s your birthday and the President Of The World wants you to be happy. Go ahead, tell them what you want...

Did they listen to you? No?
Maybe you just didn’t wish hard enough. Maybe you’re not as good at fantasies as you thought you were. You’ll need more practice. Getting used to new government policy is always hard.
Our New Reeducation Camps will help a lot where that’s concerned. They’re being instituted this year, so take heart.

WOW! Now that's some policy. Your Conservative friends will get a real laugh out of this. And they'll know it's all too true.

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