Chipmunk Hates Flies Greeting Card

It's common knowledge that chipmunks hate flies. And who can blame them? We hate flies too. Those hitching leeches that attach themselves to us and feed off of us, sucking the very life out of us. Yes, I'm sure you figured out who I'm writing of...our senators and congressmen. Pigs that feed at the public trough, draining it dry, and then demanding more from us. How is it that these offenders of the Constitution have become millionaires while serving in Congress? We don't pay that much. Thieves! Overbearing statist dictators! Turning free citizens into serfs that exist for their pleasure. They should all be be arrested and taken out in handcuffs.
Well that's a nice dream anyway.
How is it they are voted for repeatedly, even when they are so old they can hardly walk?
ARE WE INSANE? Vote for some other Marxist. There are lots to choose from.
Or...
On a better note, vote for a Constitutionalist for a change. One or two won't make a difference. We need a lot of them. We need citizens that will take part in society rather than feed off of it. People that will work with their hands to have something good to give their neighbors, rather than demand their neighbor give them what they've earned.
In the mean time, while we wait to recover this dream, remind your friends of the rest pests of society, and the damage they've done.
You can get the Chipmunk Hates Flies Greeting Cards and Postcards at The Smokin' Frog Conservative T-Shirts. Here's to a pest-free day!