Exercise...Or Else!

The government, especially Mrs. Obama, wants you to have a well balanced diet. So..for every cookie that you eat, have a nice big glass of champagne with it. This will surely make you a well rounded person. For every second helping of pie that you devour have a big intoxicating glass of beer. Enjoy that turkey drumstick with a luscious glass of wine, and a fine cigar. See it's not that hard to consume a well balanced all-natural diet.
But unfortunately once the holidays are gone, that well rounded feeling may take up a little too much space. That's when the government has another suggestion, (or is it a directive?). It's included in our new Obamacare: DEATH PANELS. That's right, they will be getting rid of some people since there is no more money left in the country to pay for their health and the People's Republic of China doesn't want to pay for them either. So, in order to stay off of the government's list, make sure they don't see you as an affront to their authority. Get that extra weight off fast while you're still breathing. Yeah we all hate exercising but it's better than being kevorkianed.
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